The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.
H. L. Mencken
Before deciding to take early retirement from your job, stay home a week and watch daytime television.
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We have no porch, no rocking chair — and no time. My biggest need is a calendar because there are so many things to do. Now I encourage people to retire — the younger the better. Maurice Musholt
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Abe Lemons
A lot of friends complain about their retirement. We tell them to get a life. Larry Laser
There are some people who start their retirement long before they stop working. Robert Half
