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Quotes and Humor

Work is what you do so that sometime you won’t have to do it anymore. Alfred Polgar

If all jobs paid $2 an hour, what job would you want to do?
Greg Aldrik

I was proud to work with the great Gershwin, and I would have done it for nothing, which I did.–Howard Dietz

Plus 50 Quotes and HumorSPELL BOUND!

Eye half a spelling chequer.

It came with my pee sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it to say

Weather eye am wrong oar write.

It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is made

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong

Eye did run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it’s weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

Sauce Unknown

Plus 50 Quotes and HumorI hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson (1939 – 2005)

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and ‘have fun. Phillip Lopate

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Robert Frost (1874 – 1963)

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one’s teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become fulfilled on retirement. Arthur E. Morgan

Stay busy (when you retire). If you are going to sit on the couch and watch TV, you are going to die. Bill Chavanne

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